Paris Hilton Converts to Buddhism While In Jail
by Alan Tuttle
On her return to a Los Angeles country jail Paris Hilton revealed to media sources that she was suddenly struck with what Buddhists call "Satori" which translates as “Instant awakening”.
Once inside her cell Paris declared she intended to spend her remaining days in jail chanting 'Om' and radiating unconditional love to everyone she has ever met. This she felt would help her embrace her new mission in life as a Buddhist which she claimed she became on re-entering the cell in which she previously spent time in.
Unfortunately the prison warden fell over laughing when he heard this and bashed his head on a box of cup cakes Paris had left outside her cell. Definitely a mushy story hey guys.
:) Peace to all xox
